Nihilistic Librarian’s Reviews > The Last Stand: Custer, Sitting Bull, and the Battle of the Little Bighorn > Status Update

Custer sounds like Trump on a horse. Frederick Benteen, however, may be my new favorite character from the cast of "American History weirdos." He regularly decorated letters to his wife with "anatomically correct drawings of his erect penis" (Philbrick), proving once again, that humans have not evolved in any way.