Kimmylongtime’s Reviews > Delicious > Status Update

I was crushing on the Weasley twins. Not Ron because, well, he’s Ron and he whines, and I don’t like whiners. Also, why would I ever want a boyfriend who thought a rat was a good companion pet? And, said pet wasn’t really a rat. But I digress. Back to my infatuation. Ed Cooper, delectable ginger.