Flora’s Reviews > The Great Hunt > Status Update

I mean considering how fucking unlikely it is for Rand to run into Selene in the entirety of Cairhien and how he just straight up doesn't question it, I'm gonna have to agree with Egwene's assessment that Rand's got shit-for-brains

Is no-one gonna question how the Victoria's Secret model just HAPPENED to cross into the same temporal sub-world Rand was in? Ooooh what a "coincidence." Please. Also Moiraine and Lan are fightiiinnggg oohh these bitches r nasty

Rand is this REALLY the time to worry about fashion

*amirlyn seat voice* in the case of young Rand, Tam al'Thor, you are NOT the father! *audience cheers* *camera zooms in on Rand crying*

Rand having a panic attack about scary women coming for his penis magic.. girl calm down lmao