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Flora
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Oh naur the terfs (red ajah) have found my boy and they’re coming for his penis magic
— May 15, 2022 04:07AM
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Flora
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I mean considering how fucking unlikely it is for Rand to run into Selene in the entirety of Cairhien and how he just straight up doesn't question it, I'm gonna have to agree with Egwene's assessment that Rand's got shit-for-brains
— Jun 15, 2022 05:38AM
Flora
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Is no-one gonna question how the Victoria's Secret model just HAPPENED to cross into the same temporal sub-world Rand was in? Ooooh what a "coincidence." Please. Also Moiraine and Lan are fightiiinnggg oohh these bitches r nasty
— Jun 05, 2022 01:47AM
Flora
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*amirlyn seat voice* in the case of young Rand, Tam al'Thor, you are NOT the father! *audience cheers* *camera zooms in on Rand crying*
— May 16, 2022 01:43AM
Flora
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Rand having a panic attack about scary women coming for his penis magic.. girl calm down lmao
— May 14, 2022 05:12AM

