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odds that (part 1)
“boredom’s a live animal crawling all over her skin, making her so twitchy she has to sit on her hands to keep from clawing herself bloody, jumping up, screaming, get it off, get it off, get it off.”

the nature of pure evil
“maybe that’s what evil was, just another party game.”
anxious objects
no quote but it fucked harder than most of these stories anyway <3

measuring death in column inches
“consider circumstances under which you might kill”

boys growing
no quote again this was literally so gross

pest control for dummies
no quote this time i did not vibe

city of my dreams <3
“the city of my dreams, oh, it’s equal parts whimsy and rot.”

the tragedy of premature death among geniuses
“sometimes i don’t think i deserve to be so happy.”

how to survive in the bush
you will ask: “how do you live with all those ghosts?”
he will answer: “every day is halloween.”