Ronan’s Reviews > Sword Fight > Status Update

You know, this book made me realise that reading books is something I've turned into a form of self-harm, so that's fun.

How are you?

This book is mostly clique, a tinge of misery. It's not nearly as outright depressing as Forged by Iron, but oh boy do I not like how much this book is taking itself seriously.

Your concept is wacky. Please, please, please add more cheese. I was expecting spoof but now I'm just bored.

I want to be a gargoyle so that my eyes can crumble off my face and I don't have to read anymore.

I'm on the Kindle version so this number may be wrong. Curse the 15% mark for getting good. I am still reading knowing this is cheesy and on shaky ground in my patience. Dear Lord, how I've fallen into depravity.

I'm not that impressed. It's too corny but I'm expected to take it seriously? Is it supposed to serious? What's the tone, the world building? I am confused and upset.