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a*s*h is 60% done

This one is insane Omg

— May 21, 2022 08:38PM

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a*s*h is 95% done

‘If only the flat earthers could see this, I thought to myself with a grin.’

Lmao

— May 21, 2022 09:56PM

a*s*h is 92% done

So…his roommate was the guy who got killed eh?

— May 21, 2022 09:30PM

a*s*h is 88% done

I didn’t quite understand the last one about alright

— May 21, 2022 09:21PM

a*s*h is 85% done

I bet the wife is the murderer

— May 21, 2022 09:16PM

a*s*h is 83% done

‘“Careful, now. That’s my husband you’re talking about.”
“Apologies, my lady.” I bow my head in an exaggerated manner. “I did not mean to insult the good gentleman.”’

Aw. They’re kinda cute.

— May 21, 2022 09:14PM

a*s*h is 82% done

‘That for all these years, she had been protecting me. And every other newborn girl in the village.’

🥺

— May 21, 2022 09:12PM

a*s*h is 82% done

What’s that demonic baby in Filipino culture again

— May 21, 2022 09:10PM

a*s*h is 80% done

‘That was the true beginning of my strange friendship with the wraith. She became a confidant, a keeper of my deepest fears and my darkest secrets.’

Yes!! I love this

— May 21, 2022 09:07PM