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“It tastes like burnt hair, but I keep ordering plain coffee in the hope that maybe one of these mornings they'll produce a cup of something drinkable."
"It's Starbucks,” I countered. “It's supposed to taste like burnt hair so they can charge you for shots of extra syrup to hide it.”
— Sep 07, 2014 10:28AM
"It's Starbucks,” I countered. “It's supposed to taste like burnt hair so they can charge you for shots of extra syrup to hide it.”
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"I rescued you from Grandpa. If I hadn't been there to drag you away, you would have been stuck talking to him forever."
"I like Grandpa! I wanted to talk to Grandpa! You drug me over and made me spend two hours playing Win, Lose, or Draw with the Mississippi cousins! They kept guessing words like ‘sodomite’ and ‘abomination'! And they didn't even let me start drawing before they guessed, Julia."
— Sep 07, 2014 10:23AM
"I like Grandpa! I wanted to talk to Grandpa! You drug me over and made me spend two hours playing Win, Lose, or Draw with the Mississippi cousins! They kept guessing words like ‘sodomite’ and ‘abomination'! And they didn't even let me start drawing before they guessed, Julia."
