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'In the middle of a tail, all you could do was vary the silhouette. Lyndon had a baseball cap with a built-in ponytail he could slip on, and I always had several different hats and rubber bands to change my hair. I thought about buying a wig but decided that my greatest fear would be to die of sunstroke in a parked car wearing a cheap, ill-fitting wig. Second greatest fear was being found [...] only half-dead.'
— Sep 20, 2014 04:27AM
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'I'd been fighting the flu for four days and had an almost irresistible urge to pop the diamonds in my mouth and wash them down with champagne the way I'd been doing with aspirins every few hours. Instead I said, "Oh, please, drop them into the champagne and let's see what they look like. Oh, please!" But he wasn't as drunk as I thought and put the stones back in his pocket.'
Heh. Esther Greenwood, is that you?
— Sep 22, 2014 11:18PM
Heh. Esther Greenwood, is that you?
