Jacky’s Reviews > What Do You Say to a Naked Elf? > Status Update

I can do this. I can end this tonight.

I'm surprised by many things in this book, but intercourse isn't one of them.

Is it possible to kiss so hard that you taste blood? If so, is this good for your gums?

Things finally start to heat up as Charlie and Jane develop feelings for each other. Finally.

To answer everyone's anxious question, you say, "Um, excuse me. Please put some clothes on."