Nat’s Reviews > A Storm of Swords > Status Update

Imma give this book a 3.7/5. It was good one, but I thought that it was kind of boring at the start. I don’t think I really got into it until the middle-ish-end. I think that the imagery was a 10/10 tho. The descriptions were superb. The diolouge was okay, but I much perffed the writing, n it the speaking parts. Jon of course was my fav, but Arya and Tryion were close. Background favs—Anguy, Bronn & Tormund

No wayyyyyyyy Catleyn sounds sick as fuck 🔥🔥

Me reading Lysa’s confession: 🫢
IT WAS LITTLEFINGER ALL ALONG

it’s crazy that none of this would of happened if Little Finger wasn’t such a bitch. It’s official tho, Little Finger is the worst character and my most hated. Side note, I’m listening to Wake up Call by Brent for the first time and shit that song also got me like 🫢

“Lord Tywin Lannister did not, in the end, shit gold”
not to be a basic girl but SLAYYYYY. FUCK TYWIN—that child killer. Tyrion real is THAT bitch. Shouldn’t of called Tysha a ‘who’re’ u bitch 💀💀 Also what Tryion said to Jamie was funny asf. “I did kill your vile son” Jamie deserved that—and you you know what? It felt like justice 🥺😘

I don’t think Jon will except the title of Lord. He’s to honourable to betray this vows to the Nights Watch. Stannis and Mel are annoying but at least Stannis has good leadership skills, except for the whole pussy whipped thing. I’m interested to see where Aryas story will lead. The battle with the wildings was SO much better in the books, and I quite like Sam more. I liked him in the show but book is better.

Sick to my stomach. Feeling abused and heartbroken. Fuck the mountain hope he dies a long slow death. I’m putting a poster on my wall of Oberyn and everytime I look at it I’m gonna say ‘Fuck Gregor Clegane. This is why no one likes him. That big ugly round headed-piss smelling-child killing-grunting pig-small dick-bitch, Gregor Clegane.” George is nasty for killing Oberyn and I will never forgive him

Y’all I knew that Jon Snow was the best character as soon as he started his chapter with ‘Sometimes Jon liked being a bastard’ and drank to much wine 🫢 My King 😘 fav character 🤭 also lifting that bitch Allister up by the throat with one hand? ❤️❤️ I should note that every time Sansa says ‘Tummy’ I cringe. Fuck Little Finger. All my homies hate Little Finger

Oberyn Martell is so fucking cool. I wish he didn’t have to die cuz he literally would be so perfect of a character in the long run. Did I mention how sad Arya’s chapter was? Because it was. was the body in the river Catleyn? It mentioned that they threw her into the river. Tryion is in deep shit and Cersei is a BItCH. Does she not realize that trying to stop a prophecy will not get rid of it?

Can I just say that the red wedding crushed my soul but the purple wedding made it better? I liked the switch between Sansa and Tryions POV. It is interesting to see how Sansa is progressing throughout the series, as well as Jamie. Jamie and Cersei doing it on their sons tomb? 🤢 Ygritte death was a lot sadder in the books and I think it’s because we see Jon’s thoughts and dives deeper on how much he loves her

The closer I read this the more my stomach sinks. I feel sick. I miss Jon, I love his POV’s 😭