Stephanie > Status Update

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If I'd known there was a camera running, I swear I would have kept my clothes on.
But how was I supposed to know? I was blindfolded.

Long story short, my life of bachelorhood fun, otherwise known as debauchery, unchecked except by hockey--though maybe playing in the NHL actually enhanced the-more-women-the-merrier lifestyle--whatever, said lifestyle came to a halt when the unplanned video went viral,