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I lifted myself off his lap and flopped back into the sofa, defeated. “Dude, you suck.”
“Not tonight, I don’t.” Wade shoved some popcorn into his mouth, crunching away smugly.
“But sweetie, nothing says I love you like an erection."
— Sep 27, 2014 08:10AM
“Not tonight, I don’t.” Wade shoved some popcorn into his mouth, crunching away smugly.
“But sweetie, nothing says I love you like an erection."
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Oh, God. How many times have you wished someone would say this to you?
"How ‘bout I stop judging you for being scared and concerned about whether or not we’re going to work, and you stop condemning me for trusting that we will?”
*chirping* Just me? Ok then.
— Sep 27, 2014 11:42AM
"How ‘bout I stop judging you for being scared and concerned about whether or not we’re going to work, and you stop condemning me for trusting that we will?”
*chirping* Just me? Ok then.
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ROFLMAO
Like it’s my fault I’m slightly vain. Ugly kids who get hot when they grow up become total whores for compliments.
— Sep 27, 2014 10:50AM
Like it’s my fault I’m slightly vain. Ugly kids who get hot when they grow up become total whores for compliments.
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I'll have to use this the next time I'm startled (which happens with alarming regularity, I'm afraid)...
"Jesus!” I slapped my hand over my racing heart. “Could you try making some noise there Creepy McCreeperson? You’d make an awesome serial killer.” I took a breath. “You giant freak of nature…who’s surprisingly light on his feet.”
“The delicate prose you use to seduce me is damn near irresistible,” Wade said.
— Sep 27, 2014 10:20AM
"Jesus!” I slapped my hand over my racing heart. “Could you try making some noise there Creepy McCreeperson? You’d make an awesome serial killer.” I took a breath. “You giant freak of nature…who’s surprisingly light on his feet.”
“The delicate prose you use to seduce me is damn near irresistible,” Wade said.
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Whenever I hear or read someone say, "You make my ass twitch." I think of French Kiss and Meg Ryan.
"I’ve seen it happen. You’ll become one of those hunchbacked, lonely old men sitting in the corner of a crowded cafe, mumbling to yourself. My ass is twitching. You people make my ass twitch."
— Sep 27, 2014 10:09AM
"I’ve seen it happen. You’ll become one of those hunchbacked, lonely old men sitting in the corner of a crowded cafe, mumbling to yourself. My ass is twitching. You people make my ass twitch."
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When your best friend is a dick to the new love of your life...wouldn't you have loved to smack him across the face and say this?
"I think you should leave,” Lonny added after Gabe lowered his head. “And I promise you one thing, Gabriel De Luca. Regardless of what happens between those two, you’ll regret this moment for the rest of your life."
What a charged, great scene.
— Sep 27, 2014 09:31AM
"I think you should leave,” Lonny added after Gabe lowered his head. “And I promise you one thing, Gabriel De Luca. Regardless of what happens between those two, you’ll regret this moment for the rest of your life."
What a charged, great scene.
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I love a good comeback!
Phillip laughed. “You always did give great head.”
“And I’ll continue to—just not for you."
— Sep 26, 2014 04:56PM
Phillip laughed. “You always did give great head.”
“And I’ll continue to—just not for you."
