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Narcissa and Lucius, what a comedic duo they make.

You can't just vanish Hogwarts. *the woman was too stunned to speak*

It doesn't matter to you. Whether the person you're pulling out of the fire is worth saving.

I want Malfoy, I want Malfoy, I want Malfoy. 🙈

Be careful what you wish for.

Yes, I'm stroking your hair, you ponce. I dare you to stop me.

"That's not all I want," Harry said. Or at least he thought he said it. He could not recognise his own voice. It was scratchy and low.

Nice of you to join the conversation. Is Slytherin table no longer interesting?

Harry's inner monologue is completely unhinged as well.

I reckon we'll have to pair up Luna with Zabini, then." That thought seemed to have cheered Ron up. "Ah, to be a fly on the wall when those to get together.