Elisa’s Reviews > Dial A for Aunties > Status Update

excuse me???

nathan no-last-name is boy of the month

nvm this is my new fav page

“Don’t be sorry. I’ve always wanted people to notice how straight my teeth are.”

“I’ve also been waiting all my life to be told what a good specimen I am.”

“I’m basically driven by a mixture of caffeine and familial guilt.”