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"Always liquor before you poker"

"Greta, what the hell are you doing stuffing all these underpants inside a can of pringles."

bahaha. death by dildo.

He probably didn't leave me a tip. I opened it and gasped when along with a twenty-dollar bill was my f av black lace thong and written in pen on the check:

"Keep the change, or rather, change into these. I'm guessing your current ones are a little wet."