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I’ve got to admit that there is no better feeling than having ye arm lodged in a warm farm animal while it is freezing cold and raining.
— Jul 29, 2022 09:06AM
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Ravenous Raven of Mordor
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‘Class, what is the first thing you will feel when you stick your finger into a dogs bottom?’
I was sitting there thinking, ‘Is it the internal sheaf? The colon? Faeces? Could be anything. Please don’t ask me.’
‘Ladies and gentlemen, the first thing you will feel is the dogs jaws clamping around your wrist. Make sure someone is holding the dog’s head firmly.’
How not to be bitten, a 101 crash course.
— Jul 30, 2022 09:20AM
I was sitting there thinking, ‘Is it the internal sheaf? The colon? Faeces? Could be anything. Please don’t ask me.’
‘Ladies and gentlemen, the first thing you will feel is the dogs jaws clamping around your wrist. Make sure someone is holding the dog’s head firmly.’
How not to be bitten, a 101 crash course.
Ravenous Raven of Mordor
is on page 69 of 288
In his hat and polyester slacks, he might have looked right at home at the track, but in the waiting room of a small-animal practice he stood out like a fur coat at a PETA conference.
HAHA
— Jul 29, 2022 10:01PM
HAHA
