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"in the chrome of the fridge she caught a reflection of her own face, part brunette Shelley Winters, part potato"
— Oct 24, 2014 02:16AM
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"He did not like stressful moments in restaurants, they caused his mind to wander strangely to random thoughts like, 'why are these things called napkins, rather than lapkins?' And, 'I'll bet God really loves butter'"
— Oct 23, 2014 04:37PM
