Ame’s Reviews > Dodgeball High > Status Update

Super powerful feelings for her come pooping out of me.

New verb I'm going to use when expressing affection!

Sometimes, a high five is just a high five.

The bullet slams into the dodgeball that I'm holding in front of my chest and I hope Dodie wears something tight that shows off her boobs at my funeral.

You stay classy, Bradley Sands!

The Mayflower set sail for America in 1620, carrying 102 passengers, 30 crew members, and 42 dodgeballs...Since the supply of balls was meager and the players kept accidentally throwing them overboard, the Pilgrims instituted a new rule that rewarded players for catching the balls thrown by the opposite team, resulting in the elimination of the thrower.

Mrs. Gorilla Bundy calls my name: "Justin Lucas?" "Here," I say...Then like every student in the room stands up and hits me in the face with a rubber ball.

And that ladies and gentlenuggets, is how every first chapter should end. Rubber balls to the face.