Sam’s Reviews > Endangered Hearts > Status Update

"Wasn't the average American woman supposed to be terribly obese? Yes, why couldn't she have been that [so he wouldn't be attracted to her]?"

You know Erik Kasper, someone as butt-ugly as you should probably be a little less ugly on the inside.

This book is going to break my streak. I'm not reading this right now.

Well, he was quite abrasive, wasn't he?