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Sarah is 67% done

OH. Oh my god, Ronna didn't know he has epilepsy! No wonder she's so freaked abt this seizure. She literally thought this was a new and terrible thing out of nowhere.
But also, of course he didn't tell her. Sage is right, he wouldn't know either but for the mild seizure he had that night.
Goddamn it, Beau.

— Aug 05, 2022 06:17PM

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Sarah is 94% done

Nash and Brennan are also out here like "we weren't gonna say anything but..."

— Sep 11, 2022 08:01AM

Sarah is 94% done

"Shhh, he's not gay. He's bisexual. He's always been bisexual."
Holy shit 😂
We stan Cecil!
Apparently he's been out here Knowing!! And just respectfully letting Beau sort his shit out bc that's the only thing you really can do in such a situation, esp with such a stubborn person.

— Sep 11, 2022 07:58AM

Sarah is 91% done

"You had a seizure, Beau."
Called it. Glad we're finally getting to the bottom of this! 🙌

— Sep 11, 2022 07:36AM

Sarah is 80% done

— Aug 05, 2022 08:09PM

Sarah is 75% done

Oh my god, Beau. That's not healthy. That's not avoiding being a burden, that's depriving yourself of human connection that you're worthy of having. My sweet baby boy. 🥺

— Aug 05, 2022 07:05PM

Sarah is 68% done

Hmm, yeah, it do be like that.
You do be falling in love, my good dude.
Rip, Sage. ✊😔

— Aug 05, 2022 06:20PM

Sarah is 66% done

Wait, wait a minute. This asshole didn't even talk to a doctor abt his epilepsy returning?! You broke your arm having a seizure, had another one, and you just. Ignored that?! Beau, what the Fuck.
Go to a doctor, you idiot! 😅

— Aug 05, 2022 06:09PM

Sarah is 59% done

They're so cute 🥺❤️

— Aug 01, 2022 05:50PM

Sarah is 47% done

Holy shit, that's hilarious 😂
Wearing the exact same outfit, absolutely incredible.

— Aug 01, 2022 04:49PM

Sarah is 46% done

👀😳
The wonders of sexual attraction, right here, folks. Unimaginable lmao

— Jul 29, 2022 12:04PM