Hannah B.’s Reviews > Memoirs of a Scandalous Red Dress > Status Update

This book I swear

This man just licked between her toes and the cleanliness on the ship is #debatable

“Will you forget my marriage” lmao no

Why make him a cheater why why why add this

Just have hate sex already bc I kinda hate you two rn 😩

I mean couldn’t they have just gotten married and THEN he leave until the war was over? Woulda solved a lot of issues methinks

God he didn’t even know about the _ _ _ _ I’m legit nauseous

Whenever they talk about their past spouses 🤢🤮

I’m sorry but fuck Brent

Oh god this book is going to hurt