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I need a break from The Primal of Blood and Bone 😮‍💨

“Why does everyone else get invited to parties and we don’t?” I ask as I aim my sniper rifle at the partygoers.


I don't know... Maybe because you're aiming your guns at everyone? 😅

In Jackson’s room, he drops me onto the twin-sized bed. “I think I need to sleep on the floor.”
“You thought wrong, buddy. Come join Papa. We’ll make you fit.” Cayenne assumes she’s Papa because she takes over the bed which makes Sarge assume he will as well.


I am tired so everything they do and say is HILARIOUS to me right now. 😂
The “Cayenne assumes she’s Papa” line killed me.

“Look how happy Henry already is with his first present.”
“If this is my first present, I can’t wait to see the rest,” Henry says as he gives Rhonda’s blow-up boob a pat.
“Henry, are you ill?” Jackson asks.
He shrugs. “Just feeling the holiday spirit.”
“Henry’s on drugs,” I decide.


There you go Henry! Just pretend that everything is normal and fine. 👌🏼😂

“I would like to formally introduce Freddy Fallus,” he waves at me, “and Seymour Shhlong!”
Leland thinks this is hilarious. He loves it. He loves every moment of it. I, on the other hand, am positive that Cassel has been hanging around Leland far too long and is clearly confused. Jeremy looks like he also believes Cassel is suffering from the same fate.