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I 'accidentally' opened my bottle of Christmas sherry ever-so-slightly early. Whoops.

Tomorrow morning is going to be a bit painful, I think...
Nov 15, 2014 01:20PM

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message 1: by Alexandria (new)

Alexandria Share some of that sherry! haha!


message 2: by Jon (new)

Jon The more, the merrier!

Come on over! Bring friends! I'll get the glasses ready :D

(...Although, I think I've had quite enough for one night, myself!)


(P.S. This took me what felt like years to type!)


message 3: by Alexandria (new)

Alexandria Ha! Sweet! We need food too! Can't be a party without food!!

Catherine should join us too! ;)


message 4: by Jon (new)

Jon She absolutely should have! Food, drink and good company - would have been fun! :)

Sadly, I fell asleep in my chair and missed your above comment. Some party, huh? :P

I guess the lesson here is don't drink and internet.

Oh well, at least my stiff neck is proving to be an effective distraction from my hangover...


message 5: by Alexandria (new)

Alexandria Yeah the party could have been fun. Was sort of considering bringing a piñata, but oh well.

Sounds like your hangover, maybe a painful one. I hear bananas help.

"Don't drink and internet"- I stand by this PSA. :p


message 6: by Catster (new)

Catster Let's get this party staaaaaaarted!

Oh, wait...

It's over... already?! :(

Would've been awesome! Amazing company, drinks and a freaking piñata?! Count me in, ALWAYS! :) (Even though probably 50% of it would be yelling at Jon to read more books :D)


message 7: by Alexandria (new)

Alexandria True!!

He needs to do that! Its a pretty big deal.

Well, the piñata is still in tact. So maybe after his hangover passes we can smash it. ;D


message 8: by Catster (new)

Catster Let me grab my baseball bat! muahaha


message 9: by Jon (new)

Jon Yeah... me with a blunt hitting instrument while drunk probably would not be a good idea. Not because I'd be a danger to others - far from it - but because I'd most likely end up knocking my own teeth out! ;P


message 10: by Alexandria (new)

Alexandria Its ok Jon. Just use a mouth guard. Everything should be fine. ;)


message 11: by Jon (new)

Jon Hahaha! I'm not at all ashamed to say that's a really good idea! :D

I should probably wear one of those head protectors that boxers use, too. :P


message 12: by Catster (new)

Catster We'll just put you in one of those:

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I know what it says, but it may serve various purposes!


message 13: by Jon (new)

Jon Bwaahahaha! Yes, that would work! :D

(you'd have to feed me party snacks, though!)

I've just spent some time at stopmasturbationnow.org - how did I not find this before?? What a brilliant parody site - even funnier though are those commenters who are convinced it's all real! :P


message 14: by Alexandria (new)

Alexandria OMG! I can't stop laughing right now.

But yeah that would do. ;D


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