Alex’s Reviews > The Long Way to a Small, Angry Planet > Status Update

.... in the only reason I'm still reading is bc I was promised
1. Alien lizard sex
2. A torture scene
And I can't believe I'm disappointed by the lack of alien lizard sex I thought it was gonna be better.. maybe teixcalaan spoilt me. Maybe I'm just angry for not liking this book. Give me the hot lizard boning give it to meeeeee
Everytime something interesting happens in this book there's a fade to black..