Dianna’s Reviews > Royal Wedding > Status Update

“Also,” I added, “if we have a girl, we can’t call her Leah. Because then she’s going to be Princess Leah.” “Oh my God.” His eyes lit up. “I didn’t think of that. Princess Leia of Genovia? That’s fantastic.” “No, it’s not. Of course, we could name the other one Luke if it’s a boy—” He sucked in his breath, his eyes lighting up even more. “Michael, I was kidding,” I said. “We can’t name our twins Luke and Leia.” .

Then all you want to do is throw your arms around him and say, “Oh, all right, I give up, I’ll do whatever you want. What does it matter?” He’s very hard to resist

“Did you seriously just refer to your testicles as ‘bad boys’?” “I did. It’s not as if you didn’t have warning, Mia. As has been previously stated—by that bastion of fine reporting, InTouch, no less—I am the world’s greatest lover.”

“Hey,” he said, leaning back in his chair and spreading his legs wide. “I’m more than willing to change my last name and give up my citizenship for you. I’ll even walk two steps behind you in public after we’re married, like a proper prince consort. But the birth control thing is going to have to be up to you, because obviously nothing can contain what these bad boys are packing.”

“didn’t ask permission—I knew you wouldn’t like that, it’s sexist. You’re not your father’s property.” !!!!!