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Chrystelle
is 45% done
Ah! When finally he is in a ship, going on an adventure but then you read "the waters were calm"... I threw the book.
Then he has sex with Achille's pregnant wife just because...he even says he has no clue why.
Now they left together on a new ship and??? Yep, still nothing happening. Just more simping.
The title should be Simping over Achilles.
— Sep 21, 2022 09:56PM
Then he has sex with Achille's pregnant wife just because...he even says he has no clue why.
Now they left together on a new ship and??? Yep, still nothing happening. Just more simping.
The title should be Simping over Achilles.
Chrystelle
is 35% done
Starting to lose patience.
Boy simps about boy over years. That's all that.
Characters have NOTHING to do with their mythology.
Why is Patroclus, the great warrior, so weak, scared and simping so hard?
Achilles has zero personality and a simple mind when he is actually described as an angry, intolerant asshole. The type of heroes we like, no? Not the author.
Also the view of women is slightly wrong and simplified...
— Sep 21, 2022 04:54AM
Boy simps about boy over years. That's all that.
Characters have NOTHING to do with their mythology.
Why is Patroclus, the great warrior, so weak, scared and simping so hard?
Achilles has zero personality and a simple mind when he is actually described as an angry, intolerant asshole. The type of heroes we like, no? Not the author.
Also the view of women is slightly wrong and simplified...

