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"She'd been gone for a while. He hoped she wasn't ironing his underwear or trimming his lawn with his desk scissors."

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"What the hell did he do? he had a crying woman latched onto him like an octopus. He couldn't help recalling that the blue ringed octopus was one of the most venomous animals in existence.

Don't upset the octopus. "

"Then he stood in front of the shower and watched in awe as the lights flashed rainbow colours and water sprouted from the nozzles concealed in the ceiling along the sides. How had she done that? He didn't know there was a car-wash mode."

" Please don't let there be two of them. He didn't know what he was going to do with one woman. If his mom acquired him an entire harem, he'd need therapy. After a heart pounding second, logic returned to his brain, and he concluded she must have adopted a Western name to help her in the States. He did not have a harem.

Thank God."

Bruh this is hilarious.

" Please don't let there be two of them. He didn't know what he was going to do with one woman. If his mom acquired him an entire harem, he'd need therapy. After a heart pounding second, logic returned to his brain, and he concluded she must have adopted a Western name to help her in the States. He did not have a harem.

Thank God."

Bruh this is hilarious.

" Please don't let there be two of them. He didn't know what he was going to do with one woman. If his mom acquired him an entire harem, he'd need therapy. After a heart pounding second, logic returned to his brain, and he concluded she must have adopted a Western name to help her in the States. He did not have a harem.

Thank God."

Bruh this is hilarious.