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every two seconds its 'oh mina is so delicate, she's so fragile and womanly' and then mina is like 'anyways so thats how i helped kill the vampire'

oooohhh mina you're so smart and sexy

shits getting real

mina- jonathan - what the good gods is happening right now

no mina don't die, haha ur so sexy

when your favourite youtuber starts reading this on streams >>>>>

van helsing: lol can i chop your dead girlfriend's head off

arthur:

arthur: wHAT

mina is the definition of that meme where the guy from community walks in with a pizza to his apartment on fire

sorry you're doing /what/ with the dead body

van helsing: here are some flowers
lucy: awww thank-
lucy:
lucy: mofo this is garlic
van helsing: yea and