ayla’s Reviews > How to Talk Dirty and Influence People > Status Update

Reject “my wife guys” embrace “I told her I loved her and I was coming home. Honey and I were married. I was wed to a stripper! I immediately began dressing as a priest and started soliciting money from rich white people for a fake charity scheme for my own profit to support honey, my wife-who-is-a-stripper’s earnings.”

You’ll never guess what I found

where the FUCK is this book

where the F*CK is this book I need to finish it and I can’t FIND IT

Y’all I literally lost this book while moving back from college and I am devastated
Will update when I find