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INSTA LOVE INSTA LOVE (its so forced they literally have no chemistry we are just supposed to know that they are so perfect for eachother)
— Sep 28, 2022 12:09PM
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Helen
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No person on earth murmurs more than Christian Grey. He murmured this he murmured that. Go away. Also she needs to stop saying delicious for non-food things.
— Oct 12, 2022 03:34PM
Helen
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HOW MANY TIME CAN YOU CALL HIM LONG????? his long fingers his long legs his long arms his long everything. And HOW MANY WAYS CAN YOU DISCRIBE THAT YOU FLUSHED? You flushed scarlet you flushed beet red you flushed blood red. Bro calm down
— Sep 29, 2022 08:22AM
Helen
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Oh my God. It's already bad. I'm not sure how to explain this but E L James uses big words to sound smart but they use the same 4 BIG WORDS which makes them look stupider than when they started.
— Sep 26, 2022 09:01PM
