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Maria Vargas
is 29% done
Letting him see all of my books like this feels deeply personal. Maybe that’s what it felt like for him when I saw his poetry collection.
You see my kindle library and you run away 🤣🤣🤣💀
— Oct 05, 2022 07:10PM
You see my kindle library and you run away 🤣🤣🤣💀
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Maria Vargas
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“I can’t, Rhett.”
He gets down on one knee. “Please. Don’t tell me that I can’t be with you. Not because of this.”
My heart hurts 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💔
— Oct 05, 2022 07:59PM
He gets down on one knee. “Please. Don’t tell me that I can’t be with you. Not because of this.”
My heart hurts 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💔
Maria Vargas
is 39% done
I shake her hand. “Nice to meet you. Your wife is terrifying.”
She laughs. “Isn’t she?”
“She threatened to feed my balls to your dog.”
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— Oct 05, 2022 07:44PM
She laughs. “Isn’t she?”
“She threatened to feed my balls to your dog.”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Maria Vargas
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“Don’t worry. I’m about to perform a poem about getting fucked in the ass. My clothes should be the least of your concerns.”
That’s how this book begins 🤣🤣🤣 I’m ready for this!
— Oct 05, 2022 06:03PM
That’s how this book begins 🤣🤣🤣 I’m ready for this!
