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"Jacob looked at his animal friends for moral support but they were as amazed as he was."
— Oct 08, 2022 07:29AM
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'I know this roads as well as the back of my hands.' As I said this, I actually studied the back of my hands in case I was asked to describe them. 👍😄
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"Emily lasered him a glare worthy of a Gorgon."
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"Though spooked, he acted as if he hadn't heard the comment and entered the cabin through a corridor of lipstick smiles."
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"Are you chewing gum, Montana?" Just read this like chewing gum was a noun and thought it might be a metaphor. 😀
— Oct 08, 2022 07:53AM
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"Juicy Booty discotheque, Brooklyn, 1977
Soaking up the adoration of those privileged to witness him hip-thrusting his way through the Bee Gees' 'Staying Alive', Montano moved his jacket and waved it above his head like a lasso."
— Oct 08, 2022 07:46AM
Soaking up the adoration of those privileged to witness him hip-thrusting his way through the Bee Gees' 'Staying Alive', Montano moved his jacket and waved it above his head like a lasso."
