D.E. > Status Update

Less than a week until the launch of Meet Disaster. So excited to share this one with readers. Here's a little snippet to whet your appetite:

"Brenda can get out of the fence anytime she wants.”

“What are you talking about?”

“Meet Brenda.” I point to the goat with her head ‘stuck’ in the fence. “Her hobbies include eating grass, bleating at inappropriate moments, and getting her head stuck in the fence.”