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Misfit is 23% done

“It’s plain to see that the twit’s stupider than a mule.” She glared at me. “It’s not who lives on the land, you ninny-tinny gypsy, it’s the income from the land.

— Dec 20, 2014 01:54PM

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Misfit’s Previous Updates

Misfit is 83% done

There was a gunshot, and the scene was ended, like a never-to-be-finished book slamming shut.

I am on pins and needles here. Forget about sleep.

— Dec 21, 2014 04:30AM

Misfit is 51% done

Whatever are you going to do, beat me?

With the greatest pleasure.

— Dec 21, 2014 02:07AM

Misfit is 41% done

“My grandmother would have said it was one of the Demon People, a man doomed by the evils of his life to rise from the grave and walk the land as a wolf.”

— Dec 20, 2014 04:23PM

Misfit is 40% done

Goudette’s final deed was to pluck my eyebrows, which was surely an act of unparalleled savagery.

— Dec 20, 2014 04:11PM

Misfit is 21% done

"My cousin, indeed! Look at her! Our plow horses have better tended hair and her skin’s as sun bitten as a Turk’s. She disgusts me, with her ragged skirt and bare feet. And if you take head lice from her, Vincent, don’t think you can come to my bed with them.”

Isabella is not amused at finding a long lost cousin :p

— Dec 20, 2014 01:27PM

Misfit is 18% done

Did you know there's someone underneath your bed?

Gosh, this is fun.

— Dec 20, 2014 01:06PM

Misfit is 11% done

The maid took the opportunity to explain to me that I was lucky to be incarcerated in a Christian household where the inhabitants felt bound by the laws of charity to provide a fire for all company, be they thieving heathens or no.

— Dec 20, 2014 11:52AM

Misfit is 5% done

"It’s easier to present an unwanted heiress when she’s an innocent girl. The more seasoned you are, the more likely they are to think we’ve staged your appearance.”

I might not be getting much housework done today...

— Dec 20, 2014 10:50AM

Misfit is 4% done

The Earl of Brockhaven was not accustomed to having a direct command disobeyed, and it did nothing to sweeten his temper.

— Dec 20, 2014 10:50AM

Misfit is 3% done

“You promised to let me have first pick of any new fillies at Edgehill.”,

Younger brother Robert is all kinds of mischief...

— Dec 20, 2014 10:49AM