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raphael said. yeah angels have sex. sex that is so good you can’t even begin to imagine it. and then immediately left.
— Oct 23, 2022 08:05PM
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Hal
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*aziraphale voice* but when it's done, the almighty’s going to put up a new thing, called a "rain bow", as a promise not to drown everyone again.
— Nov 06, 2022 10:29AM
Hal
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book 10, subtitled: adam invents misogyny and he really wants you to know about it. (hey at least this implies overt misogyny is a post-lapsarian state, which is nice, i guess.)
— Nov 03, 2022 12:53PM
Hal
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yes i support women’s rights but i also support women’s wrongs.
— Oct 27, 2022 08:51PM
Hal
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what if the first part of genesis was just much much longer
— Oct 21, 2022 08:51AM
Hal
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not to play the devil’s advocate but the giant cannon in heaven was kinda cool
— Oct 18, 2022 09:00PM
Hal
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love the image of satan as a small frog being hesitantly poked an angel with a spear. … frog satan.
— Oct 04, 2022 04:43PM
Hal
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i am a simple man. i see a biblical figure and think. wow this is just like good omens
— Sep 29, 2022 03:47PM
