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Jeff is 46% done

You have to have a reason. For the parents, and for the rest of us. Just say it: I'm avenging my father's disgrace. We need the oil. God told me to. Something. Just so it's believed.

— Oct 25, 2022 09:41AM

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Jeff is 96% done

"Everything ends."

"So they say, but I don't believe it. I think things kind of change their direction."

— Oct 26, 2022 10:25AM

Jeff is 91% done

"So why did we come?"
"What's the difference? We've been and now we're gone."

— Oct 25, 2022 02:49PM

Jeff is 73% done

Some people can't wait to get where they're going; others can't bear the thought of ever arriving.

— Oct 25, 2022 01:35PM

Jeff is 73% done

Barkeep? I'm gonna have just one more drink...and then I'm gonna have another.

— Oct 25, 2022 01:32PM

Jeff is 61% done

Yeah, because once you see the lie, you can't do the job.

— Oct 25, 2022 01:19PM

Jeff is 41% done

Guys like you and me, we take discomfort til it's pain, we put up with inconvenience til it's disaster, and then we're cool, the worst has happened, like we always knew it would.

— Oct 25, 2022 08:32AM

Jeff is 37% done

You see, I'm not gonna explain myself to God. He's gonna have to explain Himself to me. And I guarantee you at the end of it, if He exists at all, He's gonna say "get your ass in here, you're my kind of dude."

— Oct 25, 2022 08:14AM

Jeff is 33% done

Like a tiny guillotine that the French used to cut off people's heads, like that Marie Antoinette bitch who wanted everybody to eat her cake.

— Oct 25, 2022 07:52AM

Jeff is 31% done

Some things shouldn't have to be gained. They should just be there.

— Oct 25, 2022 07:34AM

Jeff is 15% done

Somebody's always in transit, somewhere, even when you're dead.

— Oct 24, 2022 12:29PM