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It's that time of year again. Food consumed over the last 3 days:
Chocolate.
Biscuits.
Some kind of pastry-type thing. (No idea. Could have been filled with rat-poison for all I knew.)
More chocolate.
Approx. 1 metric tonne of Jaffa Cakes.
Enough tubes of Pringles to build a 1/10 scale model of the International Space Station.
Bigger trousers please, Santa...
— Dec 23, 2014 05:29AM
Chocolate.
Biscuits.
Some kind of pastry-type thing. (No idea. Could have been filled with rat-poison for all I knew.)
More chocolate.
Approx. 1 metric tonne of Jaffa Cakes.
Enough tubes of Pringles to build a 1/10 scale model of the International Space Station.
Bigger trousers please, Santa...
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Dec 23, 2014 05:51AM
I think Santa will bring you gastric lavage this year :P
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Yes! That's sounds like the best Christmas present ever, right about now. :)*bounces excitedly*
Urrk.
No.
No bouncing.
Bad idea....
...how am I even still alive???
Yeah, that looks kind of fun actually. :)Might want to bring the Oompa Loompas along, though.
And maybe a shovel, a mop and a bucket.
An all too common problem with boxes, I'm afraid - just can't trust them!
