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Connie was already hanging from a tree branch by a concealed harness, covered in blood with a prop noose around her neck. She held a hand up and gave Rob a wave. 'All ready to go, Captain!' 'Cool!' Rob exclaimed. 'And no shooting up my skirt while I'm at this venerable angle.' 'Don't worry,' Danny yelled, 'we haven't got a lens wide enough to get that thing all in frame.'