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He squeezed his eyes closed, tilted his head back, and jerked with such fervor that I worried that his penis might tear off, pop out of his hand, and hit me in the face. Since there was a very specific reason I kept Chester around despite his personality defects, it would probably give me a concussion.
— Dec 31, 2014 01:28PM
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Edward wrote: "I got tired of them about halfway through. Everyone started to sound alike, and the same jokes seemed to be used over and over again, just with different phrasing."It's getting there for me too.


The idiots in this book remind me of Cheech and Chong. I keep giggling.