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abigail
is on page 123 of 250
what the FUCK, matty. page 123 you imply that keanu is less worthy of being alive than chris farley?! i can think of plenty of people who i would rather be dead than chris farley but keanu is not one of then wtffff why do you hate keanu so much???
— Nov 19, 2022 10:27AM
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abigail
is on page 50 of 250
okay so page 50 is the first time in my entire life that i have thought anything poorly of matty. how DARE he imply that keanu reeves is anything less than a bona fide angel among us?! tsk tsk matty, keanu is an incredible human being per all recorded accounts; i'll forgive you this time matty but i BETTER NOT SEE THIS BULLSHIT AGAIN.
— Nov 19, 2022 08:18AM