sara’s Reviews > All I Want for Christmas > Status Update

first ‘angry as a mule chomping on bumblebees’ now this….

“Look here, Max. I am busier than a moth in a mitten, so I don’t have time for your bullshit.”

what the actual fuck

Maybe Sadie and Cruz had been working together all this time. Maybe even from the beginning. Maybe Max really was a fool, and her apology—however genuine it had felt at the time—was just another tactic.

nahh?? this butch has to be fucking joking not a single brain cell in that pea sized brain

this guy is the most fuckung useless male lead i’ve seen in my ENTIRE LIFE she’s being assaulted and his fumbass makes it a chance for him to be the victim YET AGAIN instead of fucking helping her oh my hof i cant deal with him I CANT

“Whoa!” Max shielded his eyes with his arm. “Give a guy a chance to come to before you do that.”

who talks like this

OH MY GOD
IF THEY ARGUE ABOUT ONE MORE DUMBASS THING IM GONNA LOSE IT
HOW THE ACTUAL FUCK DID HE COME TO THAT CONCLUSION HES SO PARANOID
it literally SAID he was comforting her and he created some elaborate story about them being in cahoots against him WHAT TF DOES IT HAVE TO DO WITH YOU MAX GOD
they’re so frustrating oh my god help me

“Well, aren’t you a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake today.”

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this is from the male lead btw

if they have another miscommunication moment i’m going to off the two of them
it’s like they physically are unable to just fucking SPEAK and not jump to conclusions every five damn minutes

hillbillies with comprehension issues. that’s it.

nepotism baby

i just need to pause becsuse how dumb can this girl be
your grandmas dying babes is it that hard to see come on now