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Zareena is 6% done

"his skin the colour of a persimmon". What colour is a persimmon??

— Jan 07, 2015 08:54AM

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Zareena is 97% done

— Jan 20, 2015 08:13AM

Zareena is 84% done

Okay, it's picking up more now

— Jan 07, 2015 10:10AM

Zareena is 17% done

Why the hell is everyone so chilled about kidnapping a human and keeping her as a pet?!

— Jan 07, 2015 09:05AM

Zareena is 6% done

She's awfully calm having just been kidnapped by mermen

— Jan 07, 2015 08:55AM

Zareena is 6% done

Okay, really not so peaceful anymore.

— Jan 07, 2015 08:51AM

Zareena is 6% done

It's all very peaceful right now

— Jan 07, 2015 08:49AM

Zareena is 4% done

"No one wore watches these days". Umm yeah, people do wear watches...

— Jan 07, 2015 08:45AM

Zareena is starting

Okay, who is Susannah and why does Florence hate being looked at?

— Jan 07, 2015 08:43AM

Zareena is starting

Why do redheads always dislike their hair colour in books? Is this actually true or just a stereotype?

— Jan 07, 2015 08:41AM

Zareena is reading

WOAH, that preface is hard core. Really want to know what the hell is going on. In a good way :)

— Jan 07, 2015 08:37AM

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