︵ʚ˚̣̣̣͙ɞ Steph ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ʚ˚̣̣̣͙ɞ‿’s Reviews > Life is a Circus Run by a Platypus > Status Update

Why does every other sentence have to be a joke - and coated in similes and metaphors?? I hate not finishing a book, but this one is begging me to make it a dnf. I wish I didn't love the Cartoon Network-esque cover so much. Ah, well. I'll see if I can push through.