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This is absurd and not hot in any way. Totally missed an opportunity to make snowman cum taste like a slushie though.
— Dec 20, 2022 10:03PM
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Done for the night. So far this is pretty tame and yet weird. I’m picturing sweet Olaf as each snowman. Hubs is contemplating what kind of ‘wieners’ these guys have…so far his guesses are carrots with snow balls, or icicles…with snowballs.
Stay tuned. Picking this up again tomorrow. My throat is sore doing all the different character voices.
— Dec 09, 2022 11:01PM
Stay tuned. Picking this up again tomorrow. My throat is sore doing all the different character voices.
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Buddy reading with my husband. He poopooed my Santa suggestions because Santa would be tainted forever. So snowmen it is.
— Dec 09, 2022 10:34PM
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Dec 20, 2022 10:04PM
SMDH!!! They had ONE job 😐
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This isn’t good. It’s not smutty it’s just weird. The snowmen are having tender sex with her individually. I demand a snowman four way! ⛄️ 🍆
What flavor slushie, tho? Cherry would be a festive red color but maybe a bit too like blood. Blue raspberry seems weird. Lime is kind of a Christmas-y color and wow, I am putting way too much thought into this.
These books do that to you. My husband was wondering what a Scrooge book would be like, and declared that scrooge would have to name his cock tiny Tim.
I still have to finish reading this stupid book. It’s so freaking lame.
