Noel’s Reviews > Empire of the Vampire > Status Update

I’ll admit I was very skeptical at first but ever since Kristoff hit me with the stoic grumpy man unwillingly becomes the father figure of fruity feisty orphan girl I’ve slowly turned to like this a lot more and now I’m fretting for everyone’s life…

I’m.. astonished? Gabriel thinks he’s the toughest man on earth for plucking 16 hairs off his dick for four weeks in an attempt to drill in the amounts of drops in a recipe… I can’t tell if the author is just a painfully heterosexual cis man or if he’s purposely trying to make his character seem like an edgy misogynistic wimp?

As much as I’m slightly cringing and growing bored of Gabriel seizing every chance he gets at telling Jean-Fraçois how much he has no more fucks to give in colorful ways, I do enjoy their banter

He named the horse jezebel because he’d only need her for one night like a prostitute… :’)

“There are no female palebloods”
- will I be mad about this? Is this going to be one of those clearly written by a man books because then I will be very disappointed. I really hope not I’m enjoying it this far minus the weird period blood scene. And I still don’t understand why the vampire was looking at Gabriel’s dick in the beginning..