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WHEREAS the MAIN SQUEEZE agrees, to the best of her ability, to explore deep, soul-searching love in complete honesty and without any “emotional walls”…
I’m enjoying this book but yeah, I’m pretty sure you cannot contract someone to agree to that. I want to know what that would even look like in a legal dispute (your honor, she explored love, but it was not soul-searching!)
— Jan 03, 2023 05:01PM
I’m enjoying this book but yeah, I’m pretty sure you cannot contract someone to agree to that. I want to know what that would even look like in a legal dispute (your honor, she explored love, but it was not soul-searching!)
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Bonnie
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Ahahaha it gets better:
WHEREAS the MAIN SQUEEZE will, if possible, find True Love, potentially resulting in an Engagement, Marriage, and Everything She’s Ever Dreamed Of,
This contract says nothing about payment, how many hours of filming are allowed, arbitration provision,jurisdiction, etc etc, but it’s a contract provision that the signor will possibly find true love. I am dying here.
— Jan 03, 2023 05:08PM
WHEREAS the MAIN SQUEEZE will, if possible, find True Love, potentially resulting in an Engagement, Marriage, and Everything She’s Ever Dreamed Of,
This contract says nothing about payment, how many hours of filming are allowed, arbitration provision,jurisdiction, etc etc, but it’s a contract provision that the signor will possibly find true love. I am dying here.
