Lytton Bell’s Reviews > Brontë’s Mistress > Status Update

THIS bitch. Not the first ho to bed Branwell, but prolly the last. Seems like she took down all the Brontes with one well-aimed strike, like a bowling ball. I really thought I'd empathize. Who could resist the tormented, poetic, Byronic, ginger-haired young passionate intellectual, after all?? YET she is so petty, mean-spirited, small-minded, and self-centered. Not one lick of tenderness. Limitlessly hateable.