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Ralph is 50% done

Inner godess ... converse sneakers ... grey eyes... stop biting your lip
Repeat 100000 times and you get this

— Feb 04, 2015 05:12AM

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Ralph’s Previous Updates

Ralph is 80% done

Hi my name is Christian Gray and i am supper broken

— Feb 05, 2015 07:38AM

Ralph is 70% done

...my inner goddess has to puke....

— Feb 05, 2015 03:24AM

Ralph is 66% done

— Feb 04, 2015 11:13AM

Ralph is 20% done

AUgh, man those metaphors are all over the place...big spoiler: Anasatasia is a teenage girl in the body of a milf....

— Feb 02, 2015 11:35PM

Ralph is 10% done

— Feb 02, 2015 09:46AM

Ralph is reading

I am so totally doing this...
50 shades / 13 days till release

— Feb 02, 2015 02:38AM

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