Astra’s Reviews > Call Me By Your Name > Status Update

Bro the Rome arc…it perfectly describes how elio loved Oliver. And how that night was his favorite moment of his life. And how the party was carefree. And how it’s just silent. And how it tells you how nothing lasts forever. It makes me wanna cry hhhh

WHAT THE FUCK

So I put the book down 😜 I put that mf back on its shelf. But I’m gonna read it online now. I’m literally scared for my LIFE.

OH NO. OH NO NOT THE PEACH SCENE. ITS HAPPENING. ITS HAPPENING EVERYONE TAKE COVER!!!

OH- SLAYYY 😭😰😰😰😰😰😰😰

I’m relieved and DISGUSTED at the same time

WHAT THE HELL WHOS SLEEPING WITH WHO????

Ok but this is actually getting nice

IM LAUGHING SO HARD 💀 IMAGINE HAVING A MOMENT WITH UR “BF” BEFORE REALIZING THAT THE RASPBERRY JUICE ON YOUR PLATE IS ACTUALLY YOUR BLOOD 💀💀💀 LMAO SKILL ISSUE

Finally bro. Y’all took too long to kiss /j