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I give him a thumbs-up.
God, I’m good.
“Human it is with pleasure I greet you” I say. What the fuck was that? He’s still holding the chair. There’s clear confusion on his face. There’s confusion on my face. Why am I overthinking this? Why am I even trying? Why does Finn make me try so hard?
“‘With pleasure,” Finn whispers from where he cracked the door. “‘With PLEASURE.’ I’m crying. Marcus"
— Jan 28, 2023 04:13PM
God, I’m good.
“Human it is with pleasure I greet you” I say. What the fuck was that? He’s still holding the chair. There’s clear confusion on his face. There’s confusion on my face. Why am I overthinking this? Why am I even trying? Why does Finn make me try so hard?
“‘With pleasure,” Finn whispers from where he cracked the door. “‘With PLEASURE.’ I’m crying. Marcus"
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“Makes sense,” Alexei says before showing up with multiple rolls of duct tape, each one gaudier than the last. “In case you couldn’t tell, Claude picks out the duct tape we have in our household. We have ‘I have murdered and skinned a pink cheetah,’ and ‘This zebra fucked a unicorn,’ and my personal favorite, ‘The cat ate a rainbow before hacking it up.’”
— Jan 29, 2023 10:34AM
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The moment I walk into the office, I stare at Alexei. “You are now Finnigan’s pack mule. You will carry him to anywhere he wishes.”
“Of course,” Alexei says as he reaches over and picks Finn up. Both Finn and I are so startled by this that for an extremely long time Finn just goes along with it. Until Alexei tips his cradled Finn toward a trash can.
— Jan 29, 2023 08:29AM
“Of course,” Alexei says as he reaches over and picks Finn up. Both Finn and I are so startled by this that for an extremely long time Finn just goes along with it. Until Alexei tips his cradled Finn toward a trash can.
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Alexei: He told me that gold sequins will match your eyes.
Me: Fucking hell. We might have to do something to Finn and Claude until Christmas is over.
Alexei: I’ll start digging.
Me: I didn’t mean murder them.
Alexei: Oh.
Me: Like… send them off on vacation or something. What the fuck?
Alexei: I said “Oh.” Chill.
The way the SMS are formatted in the Kindle is so cool!!
— Jan 28, 2023 04:19PM
Me: Fucking hell. We might have to do something to Finn and Claude until Christmas is over.
Alexei: I’ll start digging.
Me: I didn’t mean murder them.
Alexei: Oh.
Me: Like… send them off on vacation or something. What the fuck?
Alexei: I said “Oh.” Chill.
The way the SMS are formatted in the Kindle is so cool!!
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“You have my number. Give me a call” Orin suggests as he makes the phone sign with his hand and gives me a wink.
Finn gasps. “You did not just wink at my man”
“My man now” Orin says before walking off.
Finn presses his face against the window as he stares at me. “Is this because I’m not a whole man? Is it because Orin has four limbs?”
I missed Finn's brand of silliness...
— Jan 28, 2023 04:09PM
Finn gasps. “You did not just wink at my man”
“My man now” Orin says before walking off.
Finn presses his face against the window as he stares at me. “Is this because I’m not a whole man? Is it because Orin has four limbs?”
I missed Finn's brand of silliness...
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“You know him?” I ask as I stoop down to help him.
“Grudgingly,” he grumbles, but I’ve never met anyone Marcus is excited to see, so I’m honestly not too concerned by his attitude.
“What’s his name?”
“Bastard,” he says.
Lovely. It’s like working with a child.
— Jan 26, 2023 01:26PM
“Grudgingly,” he grumbles, but I’ve never met anyone Marcus is excited to see, so I’m honestly not too concerned by his attitude.
“What’s his name?”
“Bastard,” he says.
Lovely. It’s like working with a child.
